5.12.2007
4.27.2007
4.24.2007
4.23.2007
Stumped?
When faced with the socially challenging question of "what happened to your missing leg/arm/etc, saying you "lost a limb" makes it sound like you misplaced the limb in question and implies a touch of carelessness.
Saying you "had a limb bitten off/crushed/frozen/maimed" is a little lengthy and almost sounds like bragging.
Instead, go for the simple statement "I, too, notice my missing limb" and say no more. It's informative and has an air of mystery.
Saying you "had a limb bitten off/crushed/frozen/maimed" is a little lengthy and almost sounds like bragging.
Instead, go for the simple statement "I, too, notice my missing limb" and say no more. It's informative and has an air of mystery.
4.18.2007
4.16.2007
That's Pussy Talk
Cats are largely silent, but will let out an all purpose "Meow" when vacant staring and pacing is not sufficient to communicate what they need.
Adopt this strategy in your personal life and witness one or more of the following outcomes:
a) You'll be labeled as a crazy.
b) The person you're communicating with will give up and walk away.
c) Your food bowl will probably get refilled.
At the end of the day, none of these options is really that bad. Give it a whirl.
Adopt this strategy in your personal life and witness one or more of the following outcomes:
a) You'll be labeled as a crazy.
b) The person you're communicating with will give up and walk away.
c) Your food bowl will probably get refilled.
At the end of the day, none of these options is really that bad. Give it a whirl.