That's Pussy Talk

Cats are largely silent, but will let out an all purpose "Meow" when vacant staring and pacing is not sufficient to communicate what they need.

Adopt this strategy in your personal life and witness one or more of the following outcomes:
a) You'll be labeled as a crazy.
b) The person you're communicating with will give up and walk away.
c) Your food bowl will probably get refilled.

At the end of the day, none of these options is really that bad. Give it a whirl.