8.28.2006
Reruns From The Future
Some day TiVo devices will be so advanced that you'll be able to watch episodes of your favorite shows that have not yet aired. Screw recording the past for present viewing; let's record the future.
Paradoxically, by the time this feature is available it will be the future, thus removing the need to watch shows from "the future."
Paradoxically, by the time this feature is available it will be the future, thus removing the need to watch shows from "the future."
8.24.2006
8.23.2006
Formerly Untold*
A show on the Discover Health Channel calls itself "Untold Stories of the ER."
If this is true, who told the shows writers and producers? It's hard for a story be simultaneously untold and displayed on television.
That being said, the post midnight timeslot ensures these stories will at least go largely unheard.
*A more accurate start of the show's title
If this is true, who told the shows writers and producers? It's hard for a story be simultaneously untold and displayed on television.
That being said, the post midnight timeslot ensures these stories will at least go largely unheard.
*A more accurate start of the show's title
8.22.2006
It Could Be/Does Get Worse
Waiting for the subway on a very crowded platform is frustrating in a few ways. First for the crowd, but also because you can guarantee that the next train to arrive will be packed to the gills. It's the marriage of current annoyance with future annoyance.
It's like being told, "We can't say for certain when we're celebrating Christmas this year, but it doesn't really matter since all you're getting is a kick in junk."
It's like being told, "We can't say for certain when we're celebrating Christmas this year, but it doesn't really matter since all you're getting is a kick in junk."
8.21.2006
8.20.2006
FYI For The Serious Bookmark User
Your personal business card makes a great bookmark.
-You've probably got hundreds of them. No biggie if you lose one or 100.
-If you need the stock replenished, your business will probably order you another couple thousand no questions asked. "Great networking," they'll say.
-Need to give someone your contact info? Show them you're highly literate and prepared by removing a bookmark and handing it to them.
-You've probably got hundreds of them. No biggie if you lose one or 100.
-If you need the stock replenished, your business will probably order you another couple thousand no questions asked. "Great networking," they'll say.
-Need to give someone your contact info? Show them you're highly literate and prepared by removing a bookmark and handing it to them.
8.18.2006
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8.16.2006
8.15.2006
Pro-Life/Death
Some pro-lifers are also in favor of the death penalty. To understand how one can reconcile these seemingly disparate beliefs, ask your local Jew For Jesus.
Or ask the depressed clown at left.
Or ask the depressed clown at left.
8.14.2006
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8.09.2006
Hey, Three Eyes*
As far as insults directed at those wearing glasses go, "four eyes" is pretty weak.
a) It's not accurate, as the lenses in no way give the wearer additional eyes.
b) Even if glasses did give the wearer additional eyes, this would be cause for celebration (of new and exciting powers), not derision!
*Equivalent insult aimed at those who wear a hearing aid.
a) It's not accurate, as the lenses in no way give the wearer additional eyes.
b) Even if glasses did give the wearer additional eyes, this would be cause for celebration (of new and exciting powers), not derision!
*Equivalent insult aimed at those who wear a hearing aid.
8.07.2006
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8.02.2006
Bread, OJ, Fire
With the advent of instant fire-starting logs (Duraflame or Eternaburn), fire is now exponentially easier to attain.
Prometheus would be shocked to learn that you can purchase fire as easily, and in the same place, as milk.
Being from the distant past, he wouldn't have money to purchase these wonder logs. Being Prometheus, he would probably just steal them.