9.29.2006
9.28.2006
9.27.2006
We Can't End Transmission
A recent wave of quality scripted TV programs might give one hope that reality TV's stranglehold on primetime might be coming to an end.
In reality,* the reality genre is like herpes. It might go away from time to time, but now that we've caught the bug, it will be with us until we die.
*You bet pun intended
In reality,* the reality genre is like herpes. It might go away from time to time, but now that we've caught the bug, it will be with us until we die.
*You bet pun intended
Take Credit
If you want to buy that fancy item you see advertised on TV, you know what to do; it's only a phone call away. You even know to be sure to "have your credit card ready."
Unfortunately, credit cards don't have a "ready" state. They're binary, either in use or not. If you have a credit card that's not maxed out, it's really always ready.
Maybe it's fair advice. You might get so excited when the ordering gets going that you won't be able to remove your credit card from your/significant other's pocket/wallet/purse.
To be on the safe side, keep your credit card in your hand at all times.
Unfortunately, credit cards don't have a "ready" state. They're binary, either in use or not. If you have a credit card that's not maxed out, it's really always ready.
Maybe it's fair advice. You might get so excited when the ordering gets going that you won't be able to remove your credit card from your/significant other's pocket/wallet/purse.
To be on the safe side, keep your credit card in your hand at all times.
9.25.2006
9.22.2006
9.18.2006
9.16.2006
Keep The "CURRENT" In Currentcy*
As riders pass through the turnstyles of the New York City subway, an electronic display above a card swipe announces "NO TOKENS."
Tokens have been out of commission for years, so why bother reminding people of their continuing unacceptability? At this point, everyone should understand it's just not done anymore. It'd be like approaching the register in a NYC deli and seeing a sign that says "NO BEADS" or "NO SILVER/GOLD ACCEPTED AS PAYMENT."
*Clearly that's not how you spell it.
Tokens have been out of commission for years, so why bother reminding people of their continuing unacceptability? At this point, everyone should understand it's just not done anymore. It'd be like approaching the register in a NYC deli and seeing a sign that says "NO BEADS" or "NO SILVER/GOLD ACCEPTED AS PAYMENT."
*Clearly that's not how you spell it.
9.14.2006
They're On The Ballpoint
Need a pen? Consider asking a hobo. Sure, you might feel rude at first, but consider the following:
1) Hobos are frequently at ground level. Pens often end up on the ground when they fall out of pockets.
2) Hobos can not get drunk on a pen, eat a pen or do (many) drugs with a pen. By way of generalization, this makes the pen a commodity they can part with and notice no decrease in quality of life.
3) Hobos ask you for change. Requesting a pen is about the same level of annoyance/intrusion.