Less Poisonous Than Ever!

For some reason, ads and boxes for television sets still occasionally announce "color" as a feature. One would think that this feature would be unnecessary to advertise, as the days of black and white TV went out with separate tvs for blacks and whites.

It's kind of like posting "Cholera-Free" on a bottle of water. One should hope so, whether it's stated or not.

"Now Cholera-Free!" is perhaps more disturbing, particularly if you have a history of drinking that brand of water.