3.13.2006

RIP BLT


Cemeteries are kind of depressing places. The oppressive mood could be lightened if more entertaining information was carved into tombstones. For example, instead of the date of death, the memorial stone could contain a brief description of the last sandwich the deceased ever ate.

John Wertzben
B. August 28, 1929
A well-prepared tuna melt.

"Man...he loved his tuna melts. Right up until the end. You wanna go get one?"
As a bonus, the local sandwich industries, often ignored in the grieving process, would enjoy a much needed bump in sales.

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