Maybe Don't Bring a Resume

Being featured in a documentary has many consequences, some good, some bad. If the topic is controversial ("Activities of the Modern Klan") or illegal ("Compulsive Shoplifters: Steal the Rush"), the scales are tipped in the favor of bad, particularly when it comes to future employment opportunities.

Candidate: "Well, I think you'll agree I'm well qualified."

Employer: "True, but I have watched you freebase cocaine in a moving vehicle."

Candidate: "That was the past, but I'll assume I'm not hired?"

Employer: "Oh, the ways that you are not hired..."

Be sure to send a thank you note.