Do It For The Articles

Has the Internet rendered your stacks and stacks of pornogrphic magazines useless? Don't just throw them away. Instead, go to a mattress store with the dirtiest magazines (read: not classy like Playboy, but trashy like Juggs). Out of consideration for those who might ever look for pono in a mattress store, put it in the first place they'd look: under each mattress in the showroom.

If anyone asks what you are doing, you can buy their silence with erotica.