For That Morning Buzz

There are countless reasons to live in major urban centers. The following exchange is among them (TRUE STORY!):

(An apartment dweller leaves his apartment in Harlem carrying a bag of trash)

Street Dweller: Hey!

Apartment Dweller: Hi. (going for garbage can)

SD: Hey! Aasdfjlkj asdfjiejijcj,mj;w e?

AD: Uhm...what?

SD: Oh, sorry, I asked , "What time is it?" I'm drunk.

AD: Sure, no problem. It's 9:30am.

Makes your drinking or substance problem seem less severe, no?