Asexual Reproduction

It's natural that children are interested in sex. It's largely taboo, adults seem fascinated by it, etc. Some get their information from schoolyard friends, others from dirty magazines or creepy uncles.

The most industrious are the nerdy children. They will look up sex in the encyclopedia for detailed information and clinical photgraphs. Still not satisfied, the nerdiest of all will look up "intercourse" in the dictionary. Not surprisingly, these will NOT be among the first in their peer groups to get laid.