Admire My Package
Scene: A restaurant
Woman 1: Well, life's good except OOOH, my arthritis!
Woman 2: Those days are over now that I use [PRODUCT HERE] (Brandishes product)
Woman 1: Gimmee!
A common framework for commercials. You can adjust the gender, location and "problem" as needed. Apart from the often stilted dialogue, what's the bigger beef? These people always hand the product to their friend a)referencing the product by its full brand name and, perhaps more disturbing, b) they carry the product around in its original packaging. Perhaps you carry the product everywhere, but in the same box you bought it in? Sealed? At minimum, the edges of the box would be crushed, due to purse related shifting, but the box is always pristine. Bah!
Woman 1: Well, life's good except OOOH, my arthritis!
Woman 2: Those days are over now that I use [PRODUCT HERE] (Brandishes product)
Woman 1: Gimmee!
A common framework for commercials. You can adjust the gender, location and "problem" as needed. Apart from the often stilted dialogue, what's the bigger beef? These people always hand the product to their friend a)referencing the product by its full brand name and, perhaps more disturbing, b) they carry the product around in its original packaging. Perhaps you carry the product everywhere, but in the same box you bought it in? Sealed? At minimum, the edges of the box would be crushed, due to purse related shifting, but the box is always pristine. Bah!
posted by Dan Upham at 6:57 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home