3.24.2006

Visualize The Problem


A lot of attention is paid to nightmares, but what about logistical nightmares?

(
Scene: a bedroom at night. A man and wife are asleep in bed. The man wakes up screaming, thus waking up the wife.)

Wife: Bob, it's ok...you're safe...you're in bed at home.


Husband: Huh? Wha...thank god...it was awful...


Wife: What happened?


Husband: Whoa...in my dream I had to transport...the entire population of CT to to Texas.


Wife: That doesn't sound so scary.


Husband: Do you have any idea how much work and planning that would entail?


When will medical science develop a pill for this largely irrelevant malady?

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