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Some items of clothing and accessories are perfectly fine on their own, unacceptable when paired up.

Exhibit A: Sunglasses and hooded sweatshirts. Each taken independently are practical, fashionable solutions to common problems (the sun, a chill, respectively). Together, they spell "weirdo with something to hide."

As an interesting side note, the Unabomber was busy with a lot of dirty work, but he apparantly found time to stay clean shaven.