Asymptotically Approaching Accuracy

Some people with outstanding math skills are referred to as “human calculators.” It’s got to be upsetting to learn that your public identity is most similar to an inanimate object. Worse, the comparison is not entirely accurate.

Unlike many actual calculators human calculators are rarely solar powered, and when turned upside down they aren’t capable of displaying an approximation of the word “BOOBLESS.”

If you could accurately be described as a human gun, or a human knife, then you’d get the respect you deserve.