Pay Dirt!*

The lucrative barber shop industry has for too long had a stranglehold on puntastic names: "Shear Action", "A Cut Above", or the popular "Razor's Edge" featured at left. It's time for other business and industries to jump on the wagon. Profits can only soar.

Maybe someday you'll buy girders and railroad tracks from the Italian boys down at "Let's Make a Steel" while the folks at "Taking Shit" are cleaning your home's septic tank.

*A possible fertilizer company name, likely in cahoots with the folks at "Taking Shit."