Give The Show Some Gas

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip is a witty, dialogue based comedy/drama that uses lots of big words. This might explain its unimpressive ratings.

To attract a more numerous and less discerning audience, show creator Aaron Sorkin should consider dubbing a fart noise over any word that has three or more syllables.

Matt: Danny, our guest host was in a car crash.

Danny: Well this will make dress PHFBBBBBTTTBTTT* tough.

*Rehearsal