First Name: Ralph
That hamburger loving thief at left has a brother, the Vomburglar. Instead of swiping subpar patties, the Vomburglar regurgitates trouble. And also whatever he ate that day. The classic vomburglarly scenario unfolds when, cleaning up after a wild party, you find a spot of vom for which no one takes responsibility. Before blaming your friends, consider a more disturbing possibility: You've been vomburgled!
Sigh and clean it up.
posted by Dan Upham at 9:25 PM
2 Comments:
or consider the possibility, unfortunatly, that it was, in fact, YOU who vom-bugled yourself.
still.
sigh, and clean it up.
vombugling is even more disgusting, as the name suggests it involves a bugle
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