Don't Serve Meatloaf

“Paradise by the Dashboard Light” is a crowd favorite at wedding receptions. It’s a little silly, and if you think about it, kind of gross.

For those not familiar, the song’s about (in this order): making out, groping, “heavy petting” and, ultimately, intercourse. In a car.

Odds are good you’re drunkenly screaming lyrics describing the above with/to members of your family.