Will I Ever Run Again?*

Races for charity are good things, but sometimes the people in the race are in need of a little charity themselves.

At the 2006 Revlon Run/Walk For Women, a cancer-research fundraiser, there was a young man who needed more calcium and a decent pair of shorts.

To his credit, though, there is something particularly hardcore about running (RUNNING, not jogging) a fundraiser in thick denim jeans. Also he had two broken arms (TRUE STORY!).

* "Of course you will, it's your arms that are busted"-some doctor