OMG, LOLZ*

"Predictive text", a feature on cell phones that allows the phone to guess what word you're trying to spell when drafting a text message, is theoretically a good idea. In practice, it often falls short.

If you want to send a friend a text calling him or her a "bitch," and you might want to do so for a variety of reasons, using predictive text you'll wind up calling them a "citag."

"Citag" lacks the force, crudeness and meaning of "bitch." In short, don't expect someone's feeling to be hurt by your text messages.

*Translation: Oh my god, LOLZ