Nea-Frigerator*

The stove is an iconic kitchen appliance, sure, but it's second in command to the stately refrigerator, mostly for reasons antibacterial.

It's imperative to store food in a cold environment; heating it is optional. Even when cooking food is necessary (chicken, anyone?), there are other ways to do it (sidewalk, shower steam, etc.).

When you're looking to keep something suitably chilled, there's really only the fridge. Out of respect for the superiority of the icebox, the following name change is the best course of action:

Goodbye, stove. Hello, defrigerator!

*New name for garbage can. No frigeration needed there. (Rhymes with "yay-frigerator")