5.15.2006

I Will*


When you pass a wedding in a public space (a park, a beach), make a short list of the ways you could ruin their special day, as well as the pros and cons associated with each approach. You could:

-run through the reception screaming like mad (PRO=you will get attention, it's good to scream it out CON=you'll just be written off as a crazy person)
-confidently walk up to the makeshift alter, start to speak to the bride, and then pass out (PRO=very dramatic, people will wonder what you had to say CON=next steps are tricky to execute, you're boned if there's a doctor around)

While you should probably just let the bride, groom and assorted guests enjoy the celebration in peace, a list will allow you to make a sensible decision

*Make a scene

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

So glad you didn't make a scene at my wedding :) So you've got a blog, I've got a blog (but trust me, it's not nearly as witty as yours - it's all geeky knitting stuff. and pictures of the dog. the very very cute dog.)

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