Just Make It An Even 40*

Buying postage stamps is quite the emotional rollercoaster.

When you need stamps, you never have them; you always end up asking someone who’s better prepared (DEPENDENCY). Eventually you’ll summon the wherewithal to buy stamps (INSPIRED). Armed with 20 or so of the postal currency, you go on your way (SATISFIED). Suddenly, a dark thought enters your mind (DOUBT).

Why didn’t you have stamps in the first place? Oh...that’s right, very few occasions call for stamps these days (D’OH). You’re better off asking the better prepared (SUCKERS).

*Cents