Fat Dogs Perform No Tricks

Treadmills at the gym are uninspiring. Sure you’re running, but from what? To return some urgency to the run, secondary treadmills could be set up behind each existing one.

Large, angry dogs could be secured to these secondary treadmills, preferably with flimsy chains. Start both treadmills and the point becomes clear. You don’t want to be tossed back into the snapping jaws, and that hound is working overtime to take a chunk of your ass. Everyone’s motivated, everyone’s getting exercise.

The suits at the gym won’t like this idea, so you’ll have to set it up at night, and be willing to go to court/jail for your actions.