A Beefy, -Ronied Year

At $1.49 a can, if you could subsist on one can of Beefaroni a day, you'd be able to eat for the whole year for only $543.85. If you were smart, and bought the year's supply all at once, you'd probably get a bulk discount.

Then again, you'd also be buying 365 cans of Beefaroni, which suggests you're not that smart, so best to forget about that discount.